Every time I sit on the toilet, this brown stuff comes out. WHAT IS IT!?

Question 1
Every time I sit on the toilet, this brown stuff comes out. WHAT IS IT!?...  I can't figure out what this stuff is! I've sniffed it, licked it, I've even eaten it! SOMEONE HELP!

Answers
1)   It's your brains.

Good luck.

:) - Tony

2)   POOP! - Jayalayaa

3)   Please tell me you're joking. - Daniel

4)   IT MUST BE POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG THATS RARE GO TO THE HOSPITAL AHHHHHHH
YOU MIGHT DIE
AJGDHBNFULDS - Kawaii Desu

5)   your just waiting for someone to call u psychotic and a shit-eater. - Bri

6)   Hahahahaha! U r the funniest! Lmao!!!! - becky browning

7)   Every time huh?

Just wipe or dingle berries will happen - dingle berry


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Question 2
STD symptoms possible throat infection?...  Hi,
So i have never had sex before. I have been giving my boyfriend of two months head lately, and have never been with anyone els. He has had a few partners. It is April and he hasnt been tested since July. He said he has had unprotected sex since then, but when i asked if he has anything he knows about, he said no. He hasnt had any symptoms of anything. Maybe im being paraniod, but a night after i got back from his house, i woke up with a sore throat, some mucus in my chest, nose, and my ears kinda hurt. also, Ive never looked closely at my tongue before, but near the very back i have about 7 or 8 round pink bumps IN A V SHAPE. They dont hurt, my throat is just sore. am i just sick and is it just a coincidence this has cuaght me now, or should i be worried about this being a possible STD?

Thanks so much guys!
p.s. I know there are stds that dont show symptoms, but if he had one of the stds that cuases warts or something, would he have noticed SOMETHING?? Im going to a clinic today, also.

Answers
1)   "So i have never had sex before."

LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - John Smith

2)   about it you can get information from here http://heansmd65.notlong.com/AAl4klq - Cris Lizana

3)   You have likely had many sore throats in your life, long before you ever had sex. Go easy on yourself. There are hundreds of pathogens that can cause what you described and most if not all can be airborne pathogens meaning you can catch them from breathing.

You are having the symptoms now because your immune system is weak. Strengthen your immune system and it will take care of your infection. Get more than 8 hours sleep, drink more pure water and avoid anything that isn't food, like energy drinks and coffee. Also, because fungus is a common cause of bumps and throat issues avoid carbs and sugars until it all goes away.

The doctor will prescribe a antibiotic which you only need if you cannot make the changes I suggested. You will surprised at how effective you immune system can be compared to an antibiotic. Antibiotics can cause side effects worst than the original symptoms.

Fear and stress is your greatest enemy. You have no immunity against it and when you fear and stress your energy from your food and rest go to dealing with stress and fear instead of immunity. - ?

4)   it is very possible for you to have gotten an std women are more prone to stds because they have an open reproduction System compared to men that have closed reproduction and there are some stds that he could have gotten and might not know because some will not show any symptoms for many years to come you also said he had several partners in the past who knows how many partner that person had or how many there partners had so it would be best to get your self tested to be on the safe side there is two types of stds bacterial and viral if YOU DO have one hope its bacterial because those can be cured but viral cannot unfortunately. just a few more facts you can catch an std from any form of sex blow job anal sex etc any. i wish you luck hopefully you dont have one - Kenny


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Question 3
how long does it take for scars to heal?...  i dont want to get into alot of details with this but i have some scars that im not proud of and well their not that big will it take along time

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1)   Don't scratch, you should be fine. - Evie k

2)   A scar is a mark left by a healed wound. If you have a scar, chances are if it hasn't disappeared after a few months, it's there to stay. - Øyvind

3)   Sometimes, the best thing you can do for scars is to lighten them so that they somewhat blend with your skin. Some natural bleaching agents can be used to try and successfully do this.

Applying a mixture of lime juice and freshly squeezed raw potato juice will help to lighten the darkest of scars and patches. Raw potato juice, particularly, has the property to lighten darn skin. You can also try to use aloe vera gel in order to lighten your scar. If your scar is fresh, this will sometimes help in removing it completely. For old scars, this may not be a viable option, however. You can also try to use a mixture of equal parts of rose water, sandalwood powder and yogurt to lighten your scar and make your skin appear better and healthier. This remedy can also be used several times a day.If you have sandalwood, you can use that paste to get rid of your scars
A mixture of sandalwood paste and black gram paste also works handy for this problem
Rubbing your skin with ice cubes helps to tighten the skin and give you a younger look
Sandalwood paste mixed with rose water and kept overnight on your scars provides you the needed results.
You can use cucumber and lemon juice on your scars. These can be very fruitful depending how dark your scars are. - Ovilia Fernandes


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Question 4
Is it normal to have lumps in your breast?...  KEEP IN MIND. I AM A MALE. I was gonna ask you. Is it normal to have lumps in your breast? xD I know I shouldn't be asking you but i've had them there for a few years and they always hurt. I don't know if it's just Corpuscles or something serious. I've told my doctor but he just ignored it. They are behind my nipple and they can move around too. It's like I can move them. Is this normal?

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1)   see a doctor before it's too late - Mel

2)   thats not a lump. a lot of guys have that i(i have it) it isn't cancer or any thing so you shouldn't really worry so much about it. - Omar El olimi

3)   No, not cancer. I went through this with my son, Many boys get this and none of them want it. It's part of your hormonal system. FYI when a doctor ignores you. get in his face until you get answers... These will disappear in time but your really have no worries. OK. Blessings - Memere RN/BA


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Question 5
very painful Sunburn?...  Yesterday I fell asleep at the beach face down. Now the back of my legs are tomato red and I'm not even exaggerating. And I know I should have put sunscreen on, so I'd prefer not to see that in an answer. It is very painful, especially to walk. The back of my knees are the worse.

What can I do to ease the pain besides aloe vera and pain killers?

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1)   about it you can get information from here http://heansmd65.notlong.com/AA1xX8y - Cris Lizana

2)   Just Time
Sunburns will heal on their own, and there is pretty much nothing more you can do other than aloe vera and painkillers. It will sting for a while, but let this be a lesson to you to always put sunscreen on!

If it is a really really bad sunburn, go see a doctor - Charger

3)   Apply aloe vera or vinegar on the affected skin; it will stop inflammation and pain. Avoid products made from benzocaine, lidocaine and petroleum jelly. Rub mustard oil on the affected skin and allow to it dry, this will take out the heat from the skin. Cut fresh cucumber slices and rub them on the affected area. Before taking bath, add some baking powder to the bath water, this will help to soothe the burnt skin. Apply lavender oil or peppermint oil on the burnt skin. Apply apple cider vinegar to the burnt skin using cotton ball. Take herbal bath; put few drops of chamomile and lavender essential oils in bath water. Take epsom salt or ice compress. Grate some potatoes and apply them on the burnt skin. Starch from the potatoes will soothe the burn.



Other home remedies to treat sunburns naturally are quite simple.



• Take 3 tablespoons of ground meals and mix it with half cup of yoghurt. Rub this mixture on over your neck and face. Wash it off after sometime.



• Two teaspoons oatmeal and a drop of honey must be added to half cup ripe papaya. This mask must be applied and kept for 20 minutes, after which it can be washed off.



• Mix honey and lime in 2;1 proportion and apply on affected area. It can be washed off in 20 minutes.



• A pinch of turmeric must be added to yoghurt and must be applied on the face, neck and arms for half hour on a regular basis.



• Cucumber and lime juice serve to cool and lighten sunburn. Therefore, they must be mixed in equal ratio and applied often.



• For sunburn relief, a paste of turmeric, barley and yoghurt must be applied on the sunburned area.



• Consuming raw mango juice that is mixed with sugar and salt serves as a cool, refreshing drink. It will help hydrate the system. - Ovilia Fernandes


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