I smeared vapor rub on my nose and got some on my lips and then licked them, will i die?

Question 1
I smeared vapor rub on my nose and got some on my lips and then licked them, will i die?...  It was like a dab of vapor rub what will happen to me??? :(

Answers
1)   Nothing will happen to you.

Wipe it off your lips, and move on.

- Stuart - Stuart

2)   Hopefully you will, for asking stupid questions - Westbrom

3)   First of all no. And second my aunt puts vapor rub in her mouth to calm her tooth ache. - Endy

4)   Yes, I'm sorry to say you will live a painful and tortuous death for many years, and after the vapor rub eats away your stomach and esophagus you'll be praying for death, but doctors will experiment on you and keep you alive longer until your body decays and your heart fails... peace be with you.... - lordahzrarn

5)   no - Robert


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Question 2
Im 17 I have had sex b4 but gt tested for diseases, but had sex agian,i have burning itching in vagina,?...  I do masturbate ALOT! I have stinky discharge and mostly happens after im done, could it be that or is it an yeast infection?
Help PLZZ!

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1)   i dnt no but carefull about that sex game everybuddy seems to have stds nowadays... just stick to the masterbation and porn for your outlett..im being serious lol - danny

2)   about it you can get information from here http://mdcan89.notlong.com/2AAIg9e - Meier Trostle

3)   You should use premarin, it is the best about it you can get information from here http://usmdans6.notlong.com/AAIg9eo - Walsh Largo

4)   You will have to go to the doctor to get a urine culture and a vaginal culture tested for a UTI. A yeast infection is just as bad - still an infection. You will most likely be put on an antibiotic depending on the organism. Don't delay seeing a doctor, because a UTI can climb to the bladder and infect both the bladder and the kidneys. - QuiKane

5)   Get to a doctor asap. Sounds like a std (possibly gonorrhea) or just plain yeast infection.
Did you use a condom? I'm not your mother, so I'm just asking. Also depends on how the discharge looks. If its stinky cottage cheese I say std. - Jerome


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Question 3
I smoked for 11yrs and quit. Can my health how you say it, regenerate itself?...  

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1)   you will most likely feel better. but your lungs will not regenerate, they are damaged and cannot get repaired without a new lung. - pugsly

2)   yes. idk if they still have it but pfizer had a website for awhile that showed you the time frame for how quickly various aspects of it heal themselves - Maciejewski

3)   Unfortunately, your health will never be equal to that of a life long non-smoker, your chances of developing smoking related disease will always be higher than that of someone who has never smoked, however, your chances of getting something nasty are drastically reduced.

There is evidence that a herbal supplement called serrazyme can help repair permanent lung damage, it's quite expensive though. - Jackie

4)   Quitting smoking has major and immediate health benefits for men and women of all ages. Quitting smoking dramatically reduces the risk of lung and other cancers, coronary heart disease, stroke, and chronic lung disease. For example, ten years after a person quits smoking, his or her risk of lung cancer is decreased to about one-third to one-half that of a person who continues to smoke; with continued abstinence from smoking, the risk of lung cancer decreases even further.

While quitting smoking is beneficial at any age, the earlier in life a person quits, the more likely he or she will avoid the devastating health effects of continued tobacco use. - Rikki


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Question 4
when do I tell him about herpes - now or later?...  Ok so this is a really difficult question and I really do not know who to ask, so I thought hopefully I could get some insightful and mature answers on Y!A.
In sum, I am a 25 year old female and I like a 26 year old male. Do I tell him I have herpes NOW or LATER?

More details:

I will call this guy John*. So John is an amazing guy, really kind, intelligent, cute and well very very shy with females. John is a virgin and has never had a girlfriend because he is really shy.

I am not shy, not am I a virgin. In fact 4 years ago my ex-boyfriend gave me herpes. Now it is a really mild case of herpes - really mild. In fact I have only had two outbreaks and they were very very mild. But nevertheless I have been exposed to the herpes virus.

I really like him and I told him this. He said this is too much for him right now as he just left last week to go to USA for a 4 month student exchange. He wants to wait until he comes back to get to know me better and he wants to take things slow. I know he likes me but he is cautious about getting into a relationship with me as we are both doing our PhD and he is not experienced with relationships.

So he is in the states now for 4 months. I want some advice on WHEN I should tell him about herpes.

a) Do I want for him to get back from USA and start dating him. Once we start dating and get close emotionally then should I tell him? That way I know that he really likes me and he might be able to handle this? (obviously there will be no sex until I tell him)

b) Do I tell him now in a long email - telling him that I really like him but he needs to know that there is a chance he can be exposed to the herpes virus if we entered into a serious relationship. That way he can decide now that he does not want to get to know me better - saving us both some heartache.

c) Or do I decide now that he wont be able to handle this and wont want to be in a relationship with someone who could potentially infect him and just tell him that I can't handle this and we should just be friends. Without telling him about the herpes at all.

Which option would you do in this situation?
Thanks in advance for your mature, and unjudgement answers.
please do not be judgemental about this. Herpes is very common and it should not have the negative connotation it has with it.
For instance I got herpes because my boyfriend, who I was in a serious relationship cheated on me.
I really do like this guy - there is potential for marriage. I have known him as a friend now for one year. So it is not like I just meet him. I do not want to do anything to hurt him.
thanks for the advice people :)
(not for all the advertising though!!)

Answers
1)   Tell him ASAP when he gets back or before you guys engage in any sexual activity. He has the right to know. You want him to know and understand before he starts to feel the pain. - dzk808

2)   Here i s an excellent site with some wonderful options for you. It will definitely help you. Have a look. http://mdcan83.notlong.com/2AAfvdg - Meier Trostle

3)   You should use acyclovir, it is the best about it you can get information from here http://usmdans7.notlong.com/AAfvdgP - Bilski Hockett

4)   A) wait until he gets back.

A bunch can happen in 4 months. Telling him you have herpes before you are actually dating is presuming too many things. Be sure that there is no obstacle or incompatibility before telling him about herpes. If he does come back and you two start dating, definitely, tell him before you do any kind of sex, and use a condom when you have sex. - chrisfs2


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Question 5
What could this disability be?...  A girl at my school (I don't know her, just see her around) has a condition/disability and I would like to know what it is.
Her voice is a little bit difficult to understand. Her legs seem to be bent in different directions, although she can walk fine. Her hands/fingers also appear to be somehow deformed. She is perfectly fine mentally, and I think she's around 15/16.
Does anyone have any idea of some conditions that this could possibly be?

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1)   This young lady has been diagnosed with tbagitis. It means she got noscoped in Karachi and got repeatedly tbagged by 6 older men in Search and Destroy - Alcoholicsemen Thrower

2)   I don't know about her voice, but what you said about her hands and fingers, it sounds like that could be a birth defect - Its Magic You Know

3)   Sounds like it might be cerebral palsy, which is diffuse brain damage that occurs during birth. I would need more information to make any other suggestions. - House, almost MD

4)   I'm no doctor, and cannot diagnose, but I had a friend with cerebral palsy, and her symptoms were similar. Why don't you ask? Most people would rather you ask than stare. Don't ask "what's wrong with you?" It's not "wrong"--she has always dealt with it, and it's what she knows. Say, "I've noticed you have difficulty with _____. Do you mind me asking--were you in an accident? (Or do you have CP?) This will open up the door for her to discuss what is wrong with her and give you an opportunity to make a new friend! Just don't treat her any differently. Most people with disabilities don't want anyone to feel sorry for them. - angel_nurse82


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