If I drink a bottle of perfume will my pee smell nicer? What about clorox?

Question 1
If I drink a bottle of perfume will my pee smell nicer? What about clorox?...  I just drank 4 bottles of good perfume hoping it will make my pee smell better. I hate the way my pee smells. I was told its supposed to smell heavenly. Also, I don't like the color so I drank a bottle of clorox bleach to make it white. What will happen? Will it work?

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1)   reported - Henry VIII

2)   you know if you drink a bottle of drain-o your whole system gets clean along with drinking bleach - Chad

3)   YOUR A STUPID FUCKTARD. YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK BLEACH. PUKE IT UP RIGHT NOW. - Chelsea Xavier

4)   NOOO uuu could die from that jus drink more water - over him

5)   You're gonna hurt yourself! Urine is supposed to smell bad because it's waste! Call poison control. - Toni

6)   This is the most retarded question I've ever seen.

Congratulations....you've created a new level of stupidity on Y!A

hahaa...

:) - Priya =)

7)   Yes.

Been there, done that. - Zach

8)   If this is really true, your next call should be 911. You drank poison - Chlorox - poison. - humynism

9)   hahahahahahaaha your really funny!!! as if you did that!!! lol - Teaguin

10)   tell us after a couple days. i'm sure we'd like to hear from a retard. - Waseem Naeem

11)   Maybe you should drink some windex. I've heard it's supposed to be very cleansing. And it might work, but your poop will smell worse. Whoops. - sydnεy⋆☽

12)   your pee smells based on how bad your health is or what you drink or if you dont drink enough water..

drink "mountain spring Distilled" water no Fluoride in there..

and perfume kills your organs man it doesnt help your pee smell like perfume man wtf is wrong with you


and stop trolling - Happeh Clover

13)   ummmm im pretty sure that drinking bleach can KILL YOU in other words.....i would be getting my stomach pumped, not worrying about my pee. - Kati

14)   you could die from it. and clorox is toxic. - cecilia17


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Question 2
what would happen if you cut a mole off with scizzors?...  my friend is going to cut his mole off with a pair of scizzors what will happen. Will it leave a scar?

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1)   he will bleed a lot and it can cause cancer. I wouldn't recommend doing this. - Danyale

2)   Not a good idea. Go to a dermatologist and have them freeze it off. It could bleed, get infected, all kinds of nasty things. - McCall Evans

3)   It will leave a HUGE scar. This is very stupid. He will have to get stitches if he does this. It should be removed by a doctor. - cb

4)   ew!! does that even sound like a good idea? you tell me. - Chelsea

5)   1. it will cause some bleedings
2. there is a possibility for it to appear again because the "roots" under the skin have not been removed - lourdes r

6)   All moles should be looked at by a dermatologist to make sure they aren't cancerous.
He could get an infection and a scar -- but cancer is a possibility. - notyou311

7)   It will NOT cause Cancer, but is not advisable.

My cousin did this a protrusion on the back of her neck, that may have been either a mole or a cyst.

The wound bled an awful lot.

He should go to the doctor, who will remove it for him; it is relatively painless and leaves minimal scarring.

If he's intent on doing it at home, I recommend the following:

- Shave the surrounding area. This makes it easier to keep clean.
- Get a new razor blade, fresh from the packet. You can use it like this, but to take extra precaution, sterilize it by cleaning it in a bowl of boiling salt water.
- Using the razor blade, cut away the mole, careful to cut off the mole and not the skin.
- Sponge away all the blood repeatedly until the flow lessens, then clean with a little salt water.
- Apply some antiseptic cream or tea tree cream/oil to the wound and cover it with a band aid.
- Do not get the wound dirty. - Micha Mcqueen


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Question 3
I only need the names of two diseases that can spread through dirty needles. What do you got?...  

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1)   AIDS(HIV) and Hepatitis C - both can be fatal
adding:
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
Malaria
Diptheria
Syphilis
Tuberculosis
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever - KateG

2)   hepatitis and HIV. - J C

3)   HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus) and Hepatitis C (an infection of the liver) - Dave

4)   HIV and Hep c and d - jack


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Question 4
A LOT of mosquito bites =/?...  so yesterday i was just hanging out with my friends outside near the park which also has a field next to it. i wore a v-neck shirt and shorts. and what do you know. i get bitten by SO MANY mosquitoes. seriously, i have 16 all over my body =| and i was being stupid so i didnt wear any bug spray. i couldnt help but scratch it so now its all swollen and gross. how can i relief the itch or heal it faster? i can't take it , its so itchy.

Answers
1)   ABSORBINE JUNIOR!!!! - ian t

2)   I recommend you to see ----> http://www.all-home-remedies.com
I hope that will resolve your problem, keep using answers.yahoo.com - Mark

3)   Use Vicks vapor rub on your bites. I know it sounds weird but you will be so glad you did. My kids are allergic to most topical creams but when they have mosquito bites, they are amazed at how quickly it stops the itch and heals it! - betty boop

4)   I would take oral benadryl...hydrocortisone cream and or triple antibiotic on the bites. (all available OTC at your local drugstore) take a hot shower before application of creams to reduce itching. don't scratch. keep clothing off of affected areas as much as possible until feeling better.

though...take heart...16 bites are not many at all.

Unless...by chance...you have 16 chigger bites...which would itch enormously for days or weeks.

Either way...I would personally take care of them the same way.

Likely no big deal.

If the bites start looking worse or infected...see a doctor immediately. - enigmaticarrogantass


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Question 5
I have some questions about people with Down Syndrome...(NOT FOR PEOPLE TO JOKE ABOUT!!!)?...  (IF YOU HAVE A NEGATIVE COMMENT, SOMETHING INSULTING, DO NOT COMMENT HERE)

My brother is 23 years of age and not in any of those years, but his 23rd has he had shaking panic attacks or a problem with drinking and eating when he is hot from a long walk. I, myself, am 17. I've always taken care of my brother and I've seen how he reacts to certain situations. My family has always fought loudly and we've always eaten junk food, but when I moved in with my mom and her husband, what we ate changed, though the fighting did not. We moved to South Korea a year and a half ago and my brother seemed okay at first, but a few months later, probably 6, he started having shaky panic attacks. It happens when my mom, her husband, my little brother, and I yell at one another, or when he eats a certain food, like Korean food, or something that is not all that good for him. My mom goes for all of the healthy stuff. Also, when we take walks with him he gets into this weird way. He starts touching his head and saying he's hot, but when we tell him to drink water he won't do it. He just keeps repeating the gesture. So, my questions are, why does he do these things and what should I do when he does?

Answers
1)   Umm, not exactly sure what the issue is here.
Does your brother have Down's Syndrome, or what? - Smiley Sue

2)   Maybe take him for a physical exam and ask the doctor these questions. It could be stress related, or he could be having a heat related reaction. - sslawlor

3)   just put on spongebob he'll mellow out - Chad


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