how can i get a real sickness fast?

Question 1
how can i get a real sickness fast?...  i really need 3-5 days off school and i need a real sickness i have tried giving my self pinkeye but it wont work so i need an infection a sickness anything (no like fake my stomach hurts put a thermometer under hot water eat sushi(manly because it would do nothing i love sushi)) send em here.
i really need 3-5 days off school and i need a real sickness i have tried giving my self pinkeye but it wont work so i need an infection a sickness anything (no like fake my stomach hurts put a thermometer under hot water eat sushi(manly because it would do nothing i love sushi)) send em here. also headache stuff will work just as well.

Answers
1)   Get off your lazy butt and go to school. - Kathleen

2)   you do know how to get pink eye right? its particles of waste (crap) coming into contact with the eye.

what i suggest is pretending to throw up. take some pretzels and chew it into your mouth untill it looks real. then you can spit it all out onto the floor or into the toilet and show your mom. Hey mom i threw up. and she will not send you to school. if u want you can do this everyday. so u have 3-5 days off school. its garrunteed to work - T3amcottonpony

3)   Hang out with a hobo S:
Or have a shower andstick your head in the freezer should give you a nasty cold - Moo

4)   take a shower, go next to the a/c. then have someone sick cough on you. breathe it alllllllllllll in. =D - shaman232

5)   Just call the school and tell them that you have a fever, are throwing up, and fell achey all over...they will say OMG SWINE FLU. - Rabby

6)   lick a toilet seat in the park - ashleywearsprada

7)   Go too school, you will get a disease faster if you go too school because so many kids have the swine and the normal flu.
Thats how I got sick:/
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao64ZYl2DT9tLiT_p5vAaPfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090923064847AAyCgNI - chocolateluver211


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Question 2
any other explanation for having chlamydia other than sexual?...  a few years back my husband tested positive for chlamydia, we had been together for two years prior to this and he still to this day denys that he ever did ANYTHING i was tested too and did not have it because at first he tryed to blame it on me. he changed his story and explanations for having it a couple different times also and i have always had a gut feeling that he is lying. help! its really bugging me.

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1)   Maybe he had it before you got together. Chlamydia can go undetected for years especially on guys. - Liz

2)   no, but he may have contracted it before you met and never knew. - ebears

3)   He's Lying - bambe

4)   A certain kind of bacteria causes chlamydia. It can spread from one partner to another during vaginal, anal, or possibly oral sex. - Sidney C

5)   You can have it from birth if his mother had it while she was pregnant. - Raven

6)   To your top question: YES: if you have really, really BAD hygiene, plus the extraordinary bad luck of mis-managing your hygiene in a place that chlamydia-infected people have access to (condemned-by-the-Dept of Health public baths, for example).

Otherwise, you know the answer to the rest of your own question. He was cheating on you with someone else, someone who had chlamydia and gave it to him.

No matter what he SAYS, the facts point to one and only one conclusion.

If this still matters to you, pin him down to an answer. Demand that his answer fit the facts. Don't let him distract you with irrelevancies, digressions, and old arguments between you two -- just keep insisting that he make his explanation fit ALL of the facts -- 'cuz if he doesn't (or can't), you yourself have an excellent explanation all ready and waiting for him.

Why is it bugging you now, years after the fact? You need a reason, after all this time, for divorcing him, maybe?

Good luck with that. - gildersleeve


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Question 3
how do i get rid of plugged ears?...  my ears are all plugged up and i just hate it

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1)   you unplug them? - ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►kroftwell◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌

2)   You hold your nose closed with your fingers and hold your breath and blow into your mouth with your mouth closed untill they unplug. Or try swallowing or chewing gum. - shortcut8664

3)   Try holding your nose and sucking in. If this doesnt work, find a suction cup device and use it on your ear. Its just a build up of pressure in you ears. Chewing gum may help. - Robz


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Question 4
I don't think my herpes medication is working?...  I have herpes & my doctor gave me Acyclovir 800MG 3X a day as need. I've been taking it but I still get A LOT of breakouts and I don't get any warning signs that the breakout is coming.

what is this drug supposed to do? cuz I don't think it's working 4 me.

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1)   slut -_- - Ian W

2)   Ask the doctor if there is another medication for you to try. - peanut

3)   If you have only just started taking it then you will need to give it a couple more days to kick in. You should start to notice a difference in about a week if you take the pills as directed. If you still don't think it's working for you then you may want to go back to your doctor and tell them what is going on so they can try to find a different medication for you. - LINDSEY S


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Question 5
if west nile virus can be transmitted through a mosquito,why not the hiv virus as well?...  

Answers
1)   It's really only spread through sex. You'd need a significant amount of blood from someone else to go into you bloodstream to get it. Like being in a really bad car accident. So I doubt mosquitoes would be able to. - Ian W

2)   because nobody does "it" with a mosquito ? :O - Matty B

3)   That is a really good question. I have no idea, but I have always believed that HIV and a lot of diseases can be spread in a lot more ways that scientist currently believe. It would not surprise me one bit if HIV COULD be spread by mosquito. I don't think anyone can truthfully say that it couldn't. - Albert N


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