I just cut off my man parts with a cigar cutter. Help!?

Question 1
I just cut off my man parts with a cigar cutter. Help!?...  I was playing with my sister's pet rat, George Frederick Handel, and all of a sudden, I thought to myself, "Damn, I could use a big fat Cuban.(not in a gay way.) So I walked downstairs, went to the kitchen, and grabbed my cigar cutter. The rest, as they say, is history.

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1)   haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nice
:) - Dannielle

2)   Super Glue. - An Earthly Hope

3)   I recommend dialing 911. - VolneyD

4)   So what's funny? - Chewy's Mom

5)   GET A LIFE :( - BoredIam

6)   Your dick is small enough to fit into a cigar cutter


WOW you must be like 5 or 6 because you have a baby size dick - ???


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Question 2
How to keep away acne when i've finished my treatment?...  I'll be finished my acne treatment in about a month or two and i really don't want it to come back, because even if i don't do my skincare routine consistantly my skin will break out really bad. Any miricle products out there for acne?

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1)   Try Clearsil; it works.
All you have to do is wash your face, use the pore pads, and the acne cream. - Sarah

2)   Wash your face with soap and water every night before bed and in the morning, put cream on your face. Only takes 2 minutes of your time, I hope you do well on your search :). - Brian

3)   You have to keep using the products you're using or acne will come back. - Deesa80

4)   Check out this for miracle product suggestions:

http://hubpages.com/hub/products-to-help-acne - des

5)   best way to get rid of acne and other skin problems
go to this blog
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wen it opens u ll see pink color links
open them they will take u to the bestskin care tips website
and these websites also offers free beauty samples - Id


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Question 3
how do i get rid of sebaceous cysts at home?...  my neck has a smooth bump on it. It was small for a year amd has got bigger over time. Is this a sebaceous cyst and if it is what can i do to get rid of it at home?

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1)   If you want to get rid of acne check out this:

http://hubpages.com/hub/products-to-help-acne - des

2)   If it's a cyst it has to be cut out. You don't want to do that at home pal. It could just be a huge black head though. I had one on my back once and my wife dug it out with a safety pin. That thing was the size of a pea. Nasty stuff man. - Harry Ball

3)   best way to get rid of acne and other skin problems
go to this blog
http://skincaretipps5154.notlong.com
(copy n paste in browser to open it)
wen it opens u ll see pink color links
open them they will take u to the bestskin care tips website
and these websites also offers free beauty samples - Id

4)   Considering the fact that you do not know what this bump is, you must leave it alone and go to the doctor for a diagnosis. The worse thing you can do is mess with something that may or maynot contain malignant cells. You would just spread the problem. Even if it was benign, it could be a lump that is infected, and you could spread that too. go to the doctor. - Jr

5)   Cysts is the way the body walls off germs. Warts are the same type of thing. Typically cysts form when the body is very deficient in minerals and depending upon where the cyst is located, you need to look for infection sites that are most likely the root cause. I would see a doctor to get his opinion and then you can make an informed decision as to what to do. Don't be afraid of the doctor, he can help diagnose the problem. You are in control and can make the decisions about your health. Once you know what the problem is, it will be much easier to deal with it.

I would also look for the infection and at your diet to help determine what caused the problem in the first place. If you have low hydrochloric acid production, you will not be digesting minerals very well.

Because the cyst is on your neck, I would look very carefully at your teeth. If you have had any dental work done, start there. The chemicals used to deaden your nerves, except for Septocaine, are aggressively carcinogenic and contain huge amounts of toxins. In fact, one 2 cc shot of novocaine, Lidocaine, procaine, carbocaine, etc. is equal to you smoking a pack of cigarettes per day for 12.9 years. That is NOT trivial. If you have any amalgam fillings, there is infection breeding under everyone of those fillings. Any root canals will have NICO (deterioration of the jaw bone) under them and can contribute to cysts.

Another possibility is that what you have is a swollen lymph node. That is due to an excess of toxins in your body and the body is trying to eliminate them and this has overloaded the lymphatic system.

good luck to you - onlymatch4u


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Question 4
Pain: Pimple in nose?...  Ive had this happen but ive had a pimple come up in my nose but it seems different from your normal acne problem. Its very painful and you cannot see it without a light. Anything anyone can tell me to use on it or to stop the pain?

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1)   omng i hate this feeling dwag just take ur fingernail and scrape it off thats what i do bro - Scott H

2)   Antibiotics should do the trick. - Bananaman

3)   You could pop it and it will eventually go away. - Deesa80

4)   Those can be painful as that area seems sensitive more in there. I would try to put a moist heat washcloth or cotton ball in there that is warm with water on it and press against it if you can reach.
I would try to steam it open if it's not reachable. The steam effect may help to open it faster, sooner.
I would also say to put some aloe in the area if able to once it's done as that has natural antibiotic properties and can speed up the healing of that area after. I wouldn't use a finger in there as the germs you risk putting in there doing this can be something to aggrivate it then not help it go away. - tj

5)   best way to get rid of acne and other skin problems
go to this blog
http://skincaretipps5154.notlong.com
(copy n paste in browser to open it)
wen it opens u ll see pink color links
open them they will take u to the bestskin care tips website
and these websites also offers free beauty samples - Id


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Question 5
In a past life (About 300 years ago) I was a poor farm worker who died age around 24 from pleurisy. Am I the?...  only person who wasn't famous or lived the life of a rich person?

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1)   NA - Na

2)   No, i believe i was a gangster who got shot at the age of 26 in NY - Scott H

3)   I would worry more about your health in this life. Sounds to me as iuf you need your brain testing. - Michael C

4)   maybe, i was cleopatra's asp - troobaloo


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