Does leaving half an onion next to your bed at night cure swine flu? My liberal commie friend says it does?

Question 1
Does leaving half an onion next to your bed at night cure swine flu? My liberal commie friend says it does?...  Supposedly it sucks the bacteria up, like a vaccum, then you wake up feeling refreshed. Im skeptical because he also claims the keynan birth certificate is a fake.

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1)   no, the onion won't work.

Gargling with salt water would be a better bet. - Amy on the Farm

2)   That's preposterous, viruses 'hide' in your cells, so it would actually have to vacuum up your cells, and therefore parts of your face etc. would go missing, which is just silly. - ratbum

3)   I smell troll. - Astaroth

4)   Sure it does.... It does have side affects though, you become bowl legged, hair starts growing out of your ears and a wart will grow on your nose.
Or.....
Wash your hands frequently. Use an alcohol-based gel if you don't have access to water.
Cough and sneeze into a tissue or into your hands. Wash your hands afterward.
When you cough, turn your head away from others.
If you have a sudden sneeze and no tissue, bend your arm and sneeze into it.
Don't touch your eyes, nose, or mouth. This prevents germs from entering your body.
Wash any shared surfaces (like phones and keyboards) frequently. Viruses can live on surfaces for several hours.
Stay away from crowds during cold and flu season. - CH

5)   Ha! To borrow the colloquialism, "that's just an old wives' tale". Psh. What Amy suggested actually does help (helped my whole family).

*EDIT*
Also what CH said. - ILikeCheese!

6)   only red onions - PaulD

7)   I heard they used this technique back in the day of the plague and stuff. My daughter has the flu so I tried it and no it didn't work! - poopykins81


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Question 2
I think I have the flu, will the doctor take a urine test?...  

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1)   what will they find - PaulD

2)   yes,they would laugh at your small penis - GarlicKk

3)   yes that is one of the tests the doctor will do along with a blood tests and some other tests - Shelly

4)   yeah forsure they always do and a blood test why u got weed in your system - Jennifer L

5)   My daughter has the flu and they didn't take a urine test on her at the ER. I heard they're not testing for H1N1 anymore bc it costs too much. - poopykins81


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Question 3
Is my liver shot? Did I Overdose?...  so i took 9 acetaminophen last night, and now i'm in more pain than when i took them. is my liver shot? acetaminophen is 325 mg each so total at once i took2600 mg. and i don't feel so good but going to the doctor is out of the question. so i'm just going to ride it out if something is wrong.

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1)   if there were a problem you would have known by now. You should be okay, there's not much you can do since it's been in your system overnight. just don't do it again and you're liver will thank you. - Maddy K

2)   why take 9?
and why can't you go to the doctor?
Yes, something is probably wrong, but you won't know until you stop being a glutton for attention and go see a real doctor. - Jenny

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Question 4
are saunas good for you if you have a cold? will they help the cold at all?...  

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1)   A bit extreme to go to saunas if you have cold.. Try it and see if it works if you are otherwise healthy. Saunas are hot, and if you have blood pressure on the high side, it could give you a headache on top of your cold. - Pearly T

2)   sweet - Saunas, properly and cautiously used, may make you feel better if done properly but there are dangers from dehydration and heat stroke.
Accidents in the sauna are rare and can usually be attributed to a lapse of common sense. The most usual mishaps are hot stove burns or bruises from a slip on a wet floor or bench. Mind your footing.
Remove jewelry and glasses before entering the sweat room. Metal gets burning hot, and heat causes capillaries and skin to swell making rings and tight bracelets constricting. Contact lenses may dry and provoke eye irritation–pop them out before sweat bathing. Glassware, bottles, or cups–don't belong in the bathing area.
Eating before sauna puts a strain on the circulatory system. As before swimming, wait an hour or two after a large meal before entering a sauna. Also, it is best not to bathe on an empty stomach. Sauna, like any exercise, uses energy and some people in a depleted condition may experience nausea or even fainting. Settle for lower temperatures and shorter sessions. It is also sensible to avoid sauna when you are physically exhausted or after a long illness. Best wishes for a quick recovery from your cold. - norton g


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Question 5
What is mean by fatty liver?...  After checking my ultra sonud scan in the result it was mentioned this.

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1)   fatty liver disease is a precursor to cirrhosis - meggus31


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